Reviews
Focused, long-form reviews.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent [2022]
Someone forgot to let Cage out of the cage…
Top Gun: Maverick [2022]
As fun as it is stupid, this is still worth checking out.
The Rental [2020]
A great entry into the home-invasion genre, you should double check your locks before starting this.
Love, Death, and Robots: Season 3
Mostly bad with a few standouts, this series of shorts is quickly losing my interest.
Everything Everywhere All at Once [2022]
A film that will change the face of film as we know it.
The Northman [2022]
More like “The Eh-man”.
You Won’t Be Alone [2022]
Enchanting and strange, this ode to being alive is a journey more should take.
Turning Red [2022]
One of the most important animated films ever made, gather the family and watch this as a group.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings [2021]
The best Marvel in ages, I hope this marks a stride in the right direction.
Last Night in Soho [2021]
Edgar Wrong more like. Heh.
<Retro> Dredd [2012]
An important, if kind of dumb, action film.
Fresh [2022]
A satire that, like so many others, forgets to matter.
<Short> Wander Darkly [2020]
An excellent and ethereal love story that may be difficult for some.
My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To [2020]
A debut to set the bar for all debuts, this won’t be for everyone, but it is an incredible feat nonetheless.
The Batman [2022]
The Batman? More like… the best man… Heh heh. But really, this was great.
Here Before [2022]
An excellent and potentially genre defining talent emerges with this debut horror.
Cosmic Dawn [2022]
Excellent intro scifi piece from a budding director.
Nightmare Alley [2021]
del Torro doing what he does best: Disappointing me.
Licorice Pizza [2021]
Simultaneously boring and full of potential, it turns out these two toppings definitely don’t go together.
Spider-Man: No Way Home [2021]
An excellent crossover, but a bad movie; No Way Home should have used a GPS.